1 00:00:03,448 --> 00:00:07,168 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,701 All right, guys. 3 00:00:10,702 --> 00:00:12,703 This is what we've been practicing for. 4 00:00:12,704 --> 00:00:16,783 This defining moment will make or break our band. 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,114 Milton's right. 6 00:00:18,115 --> 00:00:22,149 We gotta play like we've never played before. 7 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:24,812 [Classical music playing] 8 00:00:24,813 --> 00:00:26,493 _. 9 00:00:27,155 --> 00:00:29,489 What are they doing? 10 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:32,492 The school cut funding for their club, so they're trying to raise money. 11 00:00:32,493 --> 00:00:35,595 They'd probably make more money if they stopped playing. 12 00:00:35,596 --> 00:00:37,820 Guys, you are not gonna believe it. 13 00:00:37,821 --> 00:00:40,367 Donnie Parker is moving. Do you know what that means? 14 00:00:40,368 --> 00:00:44,842 Yes, I do. He's not gonna be living here anymore. 15 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,909 No, it means the coolest band in school, 16 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:49,081 the Gutter Rats, are gonna be looking for a new member. 17 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,582 They're the favorites to win next week's Battle of the Bands, 18 00:00:51,583 --> 00:00:53,823 and I'm auditioning to be their lead guitarist tomorrow. 19 00:00:53,824 --> 00:00:55,616 You know, I might audition too. 20 00:00:55,617 --> 00:00:57,585 Jerry, you can't play the guitar. 21 00:00:57,586 --> 00:00:59,672 And you can't dance, Kim, but that doesn't stop 22 00:00:59,673 --> 00:01:04,593 your little freak show every year at The Prom. 23 00:01:05,527 --> 00:01:08,112 All right, guys. Let's see how much we made. 24 00:01:08,113 --> 00:01:10,213 [Groans] 25 00:01:13,975 --> 00:01:19,174 18 cents, two apple cores, and a note that says... 26 00:01:19,175 --> 00:01:22,143 "Please don't ever play music again". 27 00:01:22,144 --> 00:01:23,665 Kids can be so hurtful. 28 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:26,380 That was from our music teacher. 29 00:01:26,381 --> 00:01:28,773 [Rock music playing] 30 00:01:28,774 --> 00:01:29,778 - Don't... - Don't... 31 00:01:29,779 --> 00:01:30,759 - You... - You... 32 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,018 Get all tough with me! 33 00:01:32,019 --> 00:01:32,765 I'm saying... 34 00:01:32,766 --> 00:01:33,774 - Won't... - Won't... 35 00:01:33,775 --> 00:01:34,701 - You... - You... 36 00:01:34,702 --> 00:01:36,122 Come kick it with me? 37 00:01:36,123 --> 00:01:38,391 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 38 00:01:38,392 --> 00:01:40,293 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 39 00:01:40,294 --> 00:01:45,462 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you. 40 00:01:45,463 --> 00:01:47,487 Here we go, let's start the party! 41 00:01:47,489 --> 00:01:49,038 Chop it up like it's karate. 42 00:01:49,039 --> 00:01:50,407 Everybody! 43 00:01:50,408 --> 00:01:51,693 - Don't... - Don't... 44 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:52,710 - You... - You... 45 00:01:52,711 --> 00:01:53,930 Get all tough with me! 46 00:01:53,931 --> 00:01:54,666 I'm saying... 47 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:55,705 - Won't... - Won't... 48 00:01:55,706 --> 00:01:56,615 - You... - You... 49 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,078 Come kick it with me? 50 00:01:58,079 --> 00:02:00,635 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 51 00:02:00,636 --> 00:02:02,366 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 52 00:02:02,367 --> 00:02:08,267 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you. 53 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:11,061 [Music] 54 00:02:12,332 --> 00:02:15,212 [Instruments tuning] 55 00:02:16,263 --> 00:02:19,773 We have to figure out a way to raise money for our classical music club. 56 00:02:19,774 --> 00:02:22,610 I know. We desperately need new instruments. 57 00:02:22,611 --> 00:02:28,511 That piccolo used to be a piece of plumbing from the sink in the faculty lounge. 58 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,797 All right, guys. Clear out. 59 00:02:33,798 --> 00:02:36,407 Time for some real musicians to use the room. 60 00:02:36,408 --> 00:02:39,108 Uh, for your information, we are real musicians. 61 00:02:39,109 --> 00:02:41,771 Then why is he playing something that used to be part of a toilet? 62 00:02:41,772 --> 00:02:44,348 [Gasps] You said it came from the sink! 63 00:02:44,349 --> 00:02:46,329 [Gags] 64 00:02:50,245 --> 00:02:52,234 Hey, Jack. Why are you here? 65 00:02:52,235 --> 00:02:54,959 I'm here to audition for the Gutter Rats. Why don't you stick around? 66 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:00,699 Oh, I'm not allowed to. My mother says rock music will give me the naughty thoughts. 67 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:03,280 But good luck. 68 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:06,338 Okay. Let's do this. 69 00:03:06,339 --> 00:03:08,507 Jack Brewer, you're up first. 70 00:03:08,508 --> 00:03:13,128 You got 15 seconds to blow me away, dude. 71 00:03:13,212 --> 00:03:16,212 [Guitar riff playing] 72 00:03:22,221 --> 00:03:24,656 Okay, thanks, Jack. 73 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:26,258 You can leave. 74 00:03:26,259 --> 00:03:30,579 Oh, so I should probably just go then? 75 00:03:31,149 --> 00:03:35,500 And when you get out there, tell the rest of those guys to go home. 76 00:03:35,501 --> 00:03:37,302 Because you're our new lead guitarist. 77 00:03:37,303 --> 00:03:39,571 What?! Oh, dude, are you kidding me?! 78 00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:41,906 - That's awesome! - Dude, dude. 79 00:03:41,907 --> 00:03:44,242 You're a Gutter Rat now. 80 00:03:44,243 --> 00:03:46,244 You gotta be cool. 81 00:03:46,245 --> 00:03:48,974 [Low voice] I mean, yeah. That's... that's pretty cool. 82 00:03:48,975 --> 00:03:53,351 With your help, we're gonna win the Battle of the Bands and the $1,000 prize. 83 00:03:53,352 --> 00:03:57,575 Plus, we just found out the celebrity Judge is Izzy Gunnar from Kung Fu Lightning. 84 00:03:57,577 --> 00:04:00,877 Izzy Gunnar, I know him! 85 00:04:01,662 --> 00:04:05,298 [Low voice] I mean, whatever, dude. 86 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:07,517 Kickin' it with you! 87 00:04:07,518 --> 00:04:11,081 Rudy, calm down. You're overreacting. It's just a typo. 88 00:04:11,082 --> 00:04:15,358 The ad you sold me in your school newspaper was supposed to read "special rate; 89 00:04:15,359 --> 00:04:17,204 Lifetime membership for three people". 90 00:04:17,205 --> 00:04:18,994 Uh, what does that say? 91 00:04:18,995 --> 00:04:22,939 "Lifetime membership for free, people". 92 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:25,464 Well, dude, you trusted me with spelling, words, and numbers. 93 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,570 What good could come from that? 94 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:31,308 High school almost ruined my life once. I'm not gonna let it happen again. 95 00:04:31,309 --> 00:04:34,426 I need my squeezy stress balls. 96 00:04:34,427 --> 00:04:37,279 Rudy, Rudy, I took care of it. I got down to the school at 5:00 97 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,894 this morning and grabbed every newspaper before they went out. 98 00:04:39,895 --> 00:04:43,943 You see that, Rudy? There's no problem. Kim got every copy. 99 00:04:43,944 --> 00:04:44,745 [Sighs] 100 00:04:44,746 --> 00:04:47,386 Not every copy! 101 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:52,449 I'm here for my lifetime membership for free, people. 102 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:54,335 And that's gonna be a while. 103 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:57,550 My grandpa's 114, and he lives with his father. 104 00:04:57,551 --> 00:04:59,651 [Groans] 105 00:05:00,622 --> 00:05:02,782 [Murmurs] 106 00:05:12,015 --> 00:05:15,097 You don't think the snorkel's a little overkill? 107 00:05:15,098 --> 00:05:18,158 No, I don't, Milton. 108 00:05:18,373 --> 00:05:21,375 You know, a person can drown in three inches of water. 109 00:05:21,376 --> 00:05:27,276 I danced with death last summer in my grandmother's bird bath. 110 00:05:27,547 --> 00:05:31,077 Oh, Carol and Darcy are back again. 111 00:05:31,078 --> 00:05:34,088 - They don't even have bikes. - Well, they're not here for the bikes. 112 00:05:34,089 --> 00:05:37,869 They're here for the gun show. 113 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:40,137 [Giggling] 114 00:05:40,228 --> 00:05:43,168 [Rock music playing] 115 00:06:00,281 --> 00:06:02,501 [Giggling] 116 00:06:07,652 --> 00:06:10,134 Look at those nerds. 117 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:11,855 Let's hit them with some dirt bombs. 118 00:06:11,856 --> 00:06:15,882 I can't do that. One of those guys is my friend, and he's not a nerd. 119 00:06:15,883 --> 00:06:17,923 Really? 120 00:06:20,051 --> 00:06:22,445 Okay, well, I do see your point. 121 00:06:22,446 --> 00:06:26,241 I'm not gonna hit him with a dirt bomb. And you guys aren't either. 122 00:06:26,242 --> 00:06:28,959 You know what? You're right. 123 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,479 Jack, here's a donation. 124 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,112 Go put it in their bucket. 125 00:06:33,113 --> 00:06:38,633 Thanks. You see? Fellow musicians. That's more like it. 126 00:06:40,721 --> 00:06:42,366 Oh, thanks, Jack. 127 00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,626 Oh, no, man. It's not from me. It's from the Gutter Rats. 128 00:06:44,627 --> 00:06:47,927 - Oh. - And so is this. 129 00:06:48,214 --> 00:06:50,614 - Ow! - Oh! 130 00:06:51,267 --> 00:06:53,123 [Shouting, grunts] 131 00:06:53,124 --> 00:06:54,602 Oh, and Jack? 132 00:06:54,603 --> 00:06:57,903 You're out of the band. 133 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:02,610 - Hup. - Rudy? 134 00:07:02,611 --> 00:07:04,579 - Good job, guys. - Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy. 135 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:07,448 - Again. Again. - Rudy Rudy Rudy Rudy... 136 00:07:07,450 --> 00:07:10,990 He's a little busy, Albert! 137 00:07:11,025 --> 00:07:13,572 I want him to watch me hit the fake man. 138 00:07:13,573 --> 00:07:15,793 [Chuckles] 139 00:07:16,426 --> 00:07:18,905 Bah! [Whimpers] 140 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:21,380 I think I'm getting better. 141 00:07:21,381 --> 00:07:24,533 - You're really not. - Oh, really? 142 00:07:24,534 --> 00:07:29,274 Well, watch what I can do with a Bo Staff. 143 00:07:30,674 --> 00:07:32,591 - Albert, Albert. - What? 144 00:07:32,592 --> 00:07:35,083 Look, maybe karate just isn't your thing. 145 00:07:35,084 --> 00:07:37,212 Well, not yet, but... 146 00:07:37,213 --> 00:07:41,583 I've got plenty of time to learn because you're my Sensei for life. 147 00:07:41,584 --> 00:07:43,569 Which means I'm here until one of us dies... 148 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:47,170 Please let it be me! [Cries] 149 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:49,231 Here we go, let's start the party. 150 00:07:49,232 --> 00:07:52,184 Chop it up like it's karate. 151 00:07:52,185 --> 00:07:54,489 Hey, why are you guys packing up? 152 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:57,748 We didn't raise enough money to save the classical music club. 153 00:07:57,749 --> 00:08:00,355 We only made 49 bucks from Carol and Darcy, 154 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:04,406 which by the way, made me feel dirtier than the dirt bombs. 155 00:08:04,407 --> 00:08:07,209 You're not a quitter, Milton. You guys aren't gonna give up. 156 00:08:07,210 --> 00:08:09,250 [Sighs] 157 00:08:09,546 --> 00:08:13,566 What if you guys had 1,000 bucks? 158 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:17,051 Well, that's what the winner of the Battle of the Bands gets. 159 00:08:17,052 --> 00:08:19,152 [Laughs] 160 00:08:20,358 --> 00:08:23,610 Battle of the Bands? [Cackles] Us? 161 00:08:23,611 --> 00:08:26,296 Come on, Jack. Sidney plays the toilet. 162 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,598 It's true. It's true. 163 00:08:28,599 --> 00:08:30,533 All right, laugh all you want. 164 00:08:30,534 --> 00:08:33,636 If that's what that is. 165 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:36,363 The Gutter Rats don't deserve to win. They're jerks. 166 00:08:36,364 --> 00:08:40,389 And when it comes down to it, you guys are probably better musicians, aren't you? 167 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:41,419 Well, yeah. 168 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,546 Well, I'm gonna turn you guys into rock stars. 169 00:08:43,547 --> 00:08:45,615 Who's in? 170 00:08:45,616 --> 00:08:47,006 Rock and roll on three. 171 00:08:47,007 --> 00:08:48,780 One, two, three! 172 00:08:48,781 --> 00:08:50,807 [Apathetic] Rock and roll. 173 00:08:50,808 --> 00:08:52,375 Come on, guys. 174 00:08:52,376 --> 00:08:55,102 Pretend you're playing Swords and Magic with a Hobbit, a robot, 175 00:08:55,103 --> 00:08:58,561 and a Warrior Princess in a golden bathing suit. 176 00:08:58,562 --> 00:09:01,922 [Energetic] Rock and roll! 177 00:09:02,623 --> 00:09:07,444 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kicking it with you! 178 00:09:07,445 --> 00:09:10,632 I don't know why we can't just use the instruments we have. 179 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:12,310 Instruments are like animals. 180 00:09:12,311 --> 00:09:14,404 And yours are the boring ones at the petting zoo 181 00:09:14,405 --> 00:09:16,505 like the bunny or the little lamb. 182 00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:19,725 - I'm gonna be a lamb for Halloween... - Sidney. 183 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,763 All we have to do is make a few adjustments to turn you guys into rockers. 184 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:28,734 Teddy, you play the kettle drums, so we're gonna stay in percussion and give you... 185 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,601 A rock drum kit! 186 00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:32,805 - Whoa. - Ooh. 187 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:36,187 Now, Sidney, we're gonna turn your cello on its side 188 00:09:36,188 --> 00:09:39,130 and replace it with its cooler, hipper cousin... 189 00:09:39,131 --> 00:09:41,480 The bass guitar. 190 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,601 It's bedtime, Cecelia. 191 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,355 I don't want her to see this. 192 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,706 Milton. 193 00:09:50,707 --> 00:09:56,607 You can play the piano, so we're gonna put you on the electric keyboard. 194 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,522 [Plays piano riff] 195 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,693 I feel so... 196 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,554 Bad. 197 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:17,446 Now, Oliver, you've been classically trained to play the lute. 198 00:10:17,447 --> 00:10:20,627 So you're gonna get... 199 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:24,691 Uh, the cowbell. 200 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:28,472 - The cowbell? But... - Cowbell! 201 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,699 I'll play lead guitar and sing. 202 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:34,701 And that's all it takes for us to become a winning rock band? 203 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,973 No, there's one more thing. Every rock star has his signature move. 204 00:10:37,974 --> 00:10:42,294 For example, Mick Jagger has his strut. 205 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,841 David Lee Roth has his kick. 206 00:10:45,842 --> 00:10:48,456 It's what makes them different from everybody else. 207 00:10:48,457 --> 00:10:51,217 Oh, we got this. 208 00:10:54,909 --> 00:10:58,322 Well, you know what? Maybe we'll be one of those cool bands that doesn't move so much. 209 00:10:58,323 --> 00:11:00,243 Okay? 210 00:11:03,735 --> 00:11:06,441 Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Come on, yeah! 211 00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:08,580 Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Boom boom boom! 212 00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:10,801 Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Boom boom, yeah! 213 00:11:10,802 --> 00:11:13,135 Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Boom boom boom! 214 00:11:13,136 --> 00:11:15,075 - Take it, Kim! - No! 215 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,878 Boom-shalla, boom-shalla. Come on, yeah. 216 00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:20,875 Kim. Did you know that he eats in the shower? 217 00:11:20,876 --> 00:11:23,790 I found half a turkey leg in the soap dish. 218 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:28,532 Oh, good. [Chuckles] I was looking for that. 219 00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:32,759 [Whispers] Guys. Guys. Come here. 220 00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:35,975 Albert said he wasn't gonna leave here until he mastered karate. 221 00:11:35,976 --> 00:11:38,060 So I'm gonna make him a Grand Master. 222 00:11:38,061 --> 00:11:40,896 He'll think he has nothing left to learn and he'll leave. 223 00:11:40,897 --> 00:11:43,560 - That's brilliant. - I love you, Rudy. 224 00:11:43,561 --> 00:11:44,950 Uh, Albert? 225 00:11:44,951 --> 00:11:46,503 - Yeah? What? - Albert... 226 00:11:46,504 --> 00:11:48,518 - Huh? - Can I please speak with you? 227 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:51,218 Is this about me barfing in your locker? 228 00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:53,169 You barfed in my locker? 229 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,970 No. 230 00:11:55,889 --> 00:12:00,548 I was reviewing your progress, and it has exceeded my expectations. 231 00:12:00,549 --> 00:12:05,349 So I've decided to make you a Grand Master. 232 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,857 Wow. 233 00:12:07,858 --> 00:12:09,842 That's the highest of the high. 234 00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:13,443 Surely there is nothing left to teach him. 235 00:12:13,444 --> 00:12:16,500 You are a Grand Master now. 236 00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:17,983 You are a leader. 237 00:12:17,984 --> 00:12:21,262 Now you must go forth and lead others. 238 00:12:21,263 --> 00:12:25,107 We shall miss thee, oh great one. 239 00:12:25,108 --> 00:12:26,908 No! 240 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:31,544 Grand Master Albert's not going anywhere. 241 00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:35,530 It is my duty to lead the people of this dojo. 242 00:12:35,531 --> 00:12:39,300 Rudy, go clean my puke out of your locker. 243 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,241 Jerry, put a bucket of ribs in the shower for me. 244 00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:43,502 Kim-Kim? 245 00:12:43,503 --> 00:12:44,825 Ooh. 246 00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:47,886 Let's spar it up. 247 00:12:53,682 --> 00:12:54,982 Now listen up, guys. 248 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,822 I got us this gig as a little warm-up for the Battle of the Bands. 249 00:12:57,823 --> 00:13:02,624 We're gonna go out there and kick some butt. 250 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:06,437 I think I sneezed one of my whiskers off on the bus. 251 00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:08,946 Yeah, I don't know if I have the neck muscles for this wig. 252 00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:11,782 This is a lot of hair for a little boy. 253 00:13:11,783 --> 00:13:13,784 Guys, you look great. You ready to rock? 254 00:13:13,785 --> 00:13:15,264 Yeah. Let's do this. 255 00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:18,277 When we walk in there, we walk in like rock stars. 256 00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:20,678 Here we go. 257 00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:26,865 All right, Seaford, this is a group we put together we call ourselves the Wolver... 258 00:13:26,866 --> 00:13:29,446 The Wolverines. 259 00:13:32,805 --> 00:13:34,766 Get ready to rock, Seaford. 260 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,661 One, two, three, four. 261 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:39,599 Nighttime is daytime without the light. 262 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,284 The only thing to fear here is the fear of fright. 263 00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:46,593 Wolverines of the night sky, a muddy river flow. 264 00:13:46,594 --> 00:13:49,743 Bandages of hope and fear, there's still nowhere to go. 265 00:13:49,744 --> 00:13:51,495 Where is the exit, where is the exit? 266 00:13:51,496 --> 00:13:53,097 - Nowhere to go. - Where is the exit? 267 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:54,581 - Nowhere to go. - Where is the exit? 268 00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:56,599 - We're staying right here. - Do you see the exit? 269 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,699 - Because there's nowhere to go. - Is there no exit? 270 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,487 Where is the exit, where is the exit? 271 00:14:00,488 --> 00:14:03,357 Where is the exit? 272 00:14:03,358 --> 00:14:05,056 Woo! 273 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:07,577 Whoa! [Shouts] 274 00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:10,316 Uh... 275 00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:15,669 Where is the rest of the band? 276 00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:20,490 They're in the parking lot trying to de-wedge Milton's shoe from the bass drum. 277 00:14:20,491 --> 00:14:21,899 Izzy. 278 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,309 - Hey hey. - What's happening, man? 279 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,838 - It's been a while, mate. - Yeah. 280 00:14:24,839 --> 00:14:27,734 God, your hair looks good. 281 00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:30,555 Tough gig, though. 282 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,651 You saw that? 283 00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:33,980 Unfortunately, I did. 284 00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:37,809 But fortunately, I hadn't eaten yet. 285 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:41,546 It's not your fault, Jack. You were on stage with a bunch of posers. 286 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,952 They're actually really great musicians, man. I just... 287 00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:47,335 I tried to make them into something that they're not. 288 00:14:47,336 --> 00:14:50,271 I once tried to turn a weasel into a lap dog. 289 00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:51,840 Don't do it. 290 00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:54,804 I'm still missing part of my lap. 291 00:14:54,805 --> 00:14:58,579 So you're saying if they're weasels, then I should just let them be weasels. 292 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:02,489 Most rock stars are trying to be what you say those guys already are. 293 00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:05,021 Great musicians. 294 00:15:05,022 --> 00:15:10,922 - Thanks, man. That's great advice. - I know. Oh! One last thing. 295 00:15:10,971 --> 00:15:13,428 Your voice is... 296 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:16,721 How do I say this nicely? 297 00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:18,599 It's horrible. 298 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,701 Yeah, it's like wretchedly bad. 299 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,582 Just like... [gags] 300 00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:27,312 I thought you said you were gonna be nice? 301 00:15:27,313 --> 00:15:28,509 I was. 302 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,578 But your voice made me... 303 00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:33,099 Hate my ears. 304 00:15:34,249 --> 00:15:36,709 Cheers, mate. 305 00:15:37,932 --> 00:15:42,372 Not as cool as kicking it with you! 306 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:46,240 You guys okay? 307 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,427 No, we're not okay. 308 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,642 It's over. 309 00:16:04,643 --> 00:16:06,129 We failed. 310 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,044 You guys didn't fail. 311 00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:10,023 I did. 312 00:16:10,024 --> 00:16:11,885 I tried to change you guys into rock stars 313 00:16:11,886 --> 00:16:15,224 instead of letting you guys be who you really are. 314 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:18,327 And I believe that we can win the Battle of the Bands. 315 00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:19,628 [Cackles] 316 00:16:19,629 --> 00:16:21,669 Sidney. 317 00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:24,318 Come on, Jack. 318 00:16:24,319 --> 00:16:28,437 You want us to go up on stage at Battle of the Bands looking like a bunch of nerds? 319 00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:30,111 Yes. 320 00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:33,575 Yes. In fact, that's exactly what I want you to do. 321 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,432 And all we need is a singer now. 322 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:38,314 - Jack, I thought you were our singer. - I can't sing and we all know it. 323 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:39,615 - That's true. - You're horrible. 324 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:42,137 - You stink. - Terrible. 325 00:16:42,138 --> 00:16:44,048 Well, I could sing. 326 00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:45,291 You can sing? 327 00:16:45,293 --> 00:16:49,298 Yeah. I've never done it in front of people because it's a little scary. 328 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:52,786 But if we're being who we really are, then let me bring it. 329 00:16:52,787 --> 00:16:56,089 Okay. And if you want, I can do a little backup singing? 330 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:57,253 Not gonna happen, Jack. 331 00:16:57,254 --> 00:17:03,154 - I could just harmonize. - He said no! So back off, hair bag. 332 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,492 Kickin' it with you! 333 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,218 Do you think Rudy's new plan's gonna work? 334 00:17:15,219 --> 00:17:18,435 As Grand Master, it's Albert's responsibility to protect the dojo. 335 00:17:18,436 --> 00:17:21,199 So when Rudy shows up dressed like a ninja, it'll scare Albert so bad, 336 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:25,340 he'll run away and never come back. 337 00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:29,996 Nice commitment. 338 00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,088 Oh, no! A ninja! 339 00:17:32,089 --> 00:17:33,791 [Both scream] 340 00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,592 No. 341 00:17:35,672 --> 00:17:37,557 Not in my dojo! 342 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:40,378 I got this, guys. 343 00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,837 Go away. 344 00:17:43,432 --> 00:17:45,652 [Whimpers] 345 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,610 [Cries] 346 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:53,188 I hate karate! 347 00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:55,352 It's the Devil's yoga. 348 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:57,694 I'm never coming back! 349 00:17:57,695 --> 00:18:00,414 Rudy, that was awesome. 350 00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:04,234 Did you see the look on his fa... 351 00:18:04,235 --> 00:18:06,995 Where'd Rudy go? 352 00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:10,906 [Exhales sharply] 353 00:18:14,346 --> 00:18:15,613 Where's Albert? 354 00:18:15,614 --> 00:18:17,834 Uh, Rudy? 355 00:18:18,216 --> 00:18:20,129 How did you get outside? 356 00:18:20,130 --> 00:18:21,650 What do you mean? 357 00:18:21,651 --> 00:18:23,582 A second ago, a ninja fell through the ceiling, 358 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:26,067 beat the tar out of Albert, and ran him off. 359 00:18:26,068 --> 00:18:27,833 Well, that wasn't me. 360 00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,994 Oh, boy. 361 00:18:30,562 --> 00:18:33,923 I gotta call the exterminator. 362 00:18:33,924 --> 00:18:37,344 I think our ninja's back. 363 00:18:43,217 --> 00:18:45,409 [Cheering] 364 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:48,859 Announcer: Yeah! That was the Gutter Rats. 365 00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,196 Now for our last act! 366 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:57,097 Help me welcome to the stage Milton Krupnick and the Treble Clefs. 367 00:18:59,841 --> 00:19:03,081 [Classical music playing] 368 00:19:10,202 --> 00:19:15,062 - [Audience chattering] - What are they playing? 369 00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:19,426 [Guitar playing] 370 00:19:20,312 --> 00:19:23,252 [Rock music playing] 371 00:19:32,591 --> 00:19:35,773 Nighttime is daytime without the light. 372 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:39,464 The only thing to fear here is the fear of fright. 373 00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:42,650 Wolverines in the night sky, muddy river flow. 374 00:19:42,651 --> 00:19:47,655 Bandages of hope and fear. But still nowhere to go. 375 00:19:47,656 --> 00:19:49,659 Nowhere to go. 376 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:52,494 Nowhere to go. We're staying right here! 377 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:56,935 - Because there's... - Nowhere to go! 378 00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,398 Ow! 379 00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:05,311 [Cheering] 380 00:20:05,312 --> 00:20:07,299 Announcer: I think we have our winners. 381 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,953 Keep it going for Milton and the Treble Clefs! 382 00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:12,322 - Yes! - Whoa! 383 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:14,374 Oh, dude, did you hear that? 384 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:16,243 They really like us! 385 00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:19,246 That was great. You guys are like real rock stars. 386 00:20:19,247 --> 00:20:21,048 Hey, do you know "surfing the lightning"? 387 00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:22,601 - Uh, yeah. - Of course we do. 388 00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:27,171 Good. Because it's like the only song I really know. 389 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:30,112 [Rock music playing] 390 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,134 Surfing the lightning, surfing the lightning! 391 00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:35,619 Our senses are heightened because we're surfing the lightning. 392 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,424 Surfing the lightning, surfing the lightning. 393 00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:39,753 Our love is all right because we're surfing the lightning. 394 00:20:39,754 --> 00:20:41,678 Surfing the lightning, lightning. 395 00:20:41,679 --> 00:20:43,062 Lightning. 396 00:20:43,063 --> 00:20:45,178 You want to give everyone something to see? 397 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:48,839 Surf the lightning with me! 398 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,665 [Music] 399 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:55,717 You got a pretty good voice there, Milton. 400 00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:58,130 How'd you hit the high note during "surfing the lightning"? 401 00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:04,031 Oh, that was easy. Sidney did a spin move with his cello and nailed me in the crotch. 402 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:07,677 I'm sorry you got stuck with us instead of being in a real rock and roll band. 403 00:21:07,678 --> 00:21:10,656 Are you kidding me, dude? We are a real rock and roll band. 404 00:21:10,657 --> 00:21:13,513 Oi! What are you guys doing? 405 00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:19,385 Well, we're celebrating the victory. You know, having a little party. 406 00:21:19,386 --> 00:21:22,545 No. This is not a party. You guys are rock stars now. 407 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:24,139 You gotta party like them. 408 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,324 Hey! 409 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:28,485 We're gonna play Swords and Magic with a Hobbit, 410 00:21:28,486 --> 00:21:33,199 a robot, and a Warrior Princess in a golden bathing suit. 411 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,140 All: Rock and roll! 412 00:21:36,268 --> 00:21:42,168 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. 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